Friday, 20 October 2017

The Time Travellers: The Edge of Destruction

This week, the Time Travellers teeter on The Edge of Destruction, as well as tearing into it, and Carolyn finds out she has to be careful what she wishes for!
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Wednesday, 18 October 2017

Episode Twenty Seven: Of Inexplicable House Removal And Too Many Toilet Troubles

Pete D. Gaskell is joined by the wonderful trio of Brendan Gylee, Fran Kilshaw & Spud Murphy for another crazy round of the flagship show!
This episode's festivities include the guests' Petty Peeves/rants, a selection of Weird News and mad headlines in Wankety Wank, plus regular features SmorgiHow and Talk The Talk, with challenges for the losers!

MUSIC:
"Anything Goes" by Cole Porter & John Williams
"Whatever Comes Our Way" by Fran Drescher
"White & Nerdy" by "Weird" Al Yankovic
"The Wild Rover" by The Dropkick Murphys
"How Not To Live Your Life" by Ben Parker
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Sunday, 15 October 2017

The Time Travellers: The Daleks, Part Two

Rejoin the Time Travellers - Pete D. Gaskell, Andy Johannesen, Carolyn Forward & Dr. Andrew Corvero - as they conclude their adventure on Skaro with the Daleks - including more than one unfortunate Dalek impression from the crew!
Covers Episodes 4-7 of "The Daleks".
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Friday, 6 October 2017

The Time Travellers: The Daleks, Part One

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Andy Johannesen, Carolyn Forward & Dr. Andrew Corvero as they continue their journey through the whole of Doctor Who. This week they land on the dead planet of Skaro, and meet the neighbours...
Covers Episodes 1-3 of "The Daleks".
Also, Carolyn tells all about her meeting with The Doctor himself...

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Friday, 29 September 2017

The Time Travellers: An Unearthly Child

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Andy Johannesen, Carolyn Forward & Dr. Andrew Corvero as they begin their journey through the whole of Doctor Who at the very start - November 23rd, 1963, and a mystery in a junkyard...

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Friday, 22 September 2017

Episode Twenty Six: Of Carpet Bombing Swans And A Plethora Of John Parrotts

We're back with a vengeance, as Pete D. Gaskell attempts to navigate the chaos that's invoked by his tremendous trio of guests - Andy Johannesen, Dave Bond & Adi Ahnang in a bumper DOUBLE-LENGTH episode!

In this epic length show, Andy alienates the audience with his disdain for lazy people, Dave alienates the working-class with his hatred for the term "legend" and Adi alienates touchy-feely people with his anger at spontaneous huggers.

The much-loved game of Wankety Wank makes its grand return, before Weird News headlines take a turn for the bizarre with stories of stolen toilets, stringent Chinese Army regulations and a look at the booming sex-robot industry...

We get in a quick round of SmorgiHow, before a fantastic game of Talk The Talk - with challenges awaiting for the losers!

Plus an incredible amount of random inanity and chatter in by far the maddest episode we've ever done!

MUSIC:
"Anything Goes" by Cole Porter & John Williams
"Keep on Running" by The Spencer Davis Group
"Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon
"I'm A Man" by Black Strobe
"How Not To Live Your Life" by Ben Parker
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Tuesday, 15 August 2017

Episode Twenty Five: Of Suicidal Insect Assault And Volcanic Diarrhoea Robots

We're back! Pete D. Gaskell is joined by the terrible trio of Chris Haigh, Tom King & Dr. Andrew Corvero, as they:
- Regale each other with their personal Petty Peeves;
- Indulge in the weirdest of weird news;
- Attempt to explain what's going on in SmorgiHow;
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk;
- And the losers have to perform challenges...

MUSIC:
"Anything Goes" by Cole Porter & John Williams
"Bad Case of Loving You" by Robert Palmer
"Candyman" by Christina Aguilera
"King of Kings" by Motorhead
"How Not To Live Your Life" by Ben Parker
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Wednesday, 9 August 2017

Smorgasbored Interviews...A MASTER DEBATER!

Pete D. Gaskell sits down with Toffa from the Master Debaters to:
- Ask Twenty Questions
- Ponder wrestling moves vs sex positions
- Debate classic films
- Digest some classic erotic book titles
- Play Would You Rather...?
- And answer questions from the listeners

Monday, 31 July 2017

LIVESTREAM HIGHLIGHTS: TRUTH OR DARE!

In the final livestream segment, Pete D. Gaskell hosts a game of Truth or Dare with the last men/women standing - Chris Haigh, Carolyn Forward, Adi Ahnang, Dr. Andrew Corvero, Brendan Gylee and Spindles! It's madcap fun all the way as crazy truths are revealed, voting gets tactical, and mad dares unfold...




Friday, 28 July 2017

LIVESTREAM HIGHLIGHTS: BUCKET OF DOOM

In the latest segment from the livestream, Pete D. Gaskell comperes a multi-national corporation of madness - Chris Haigh, Carolyn Forward, Fran Kilshaw, Andrew Corvero and the Major's Mess Hall boys - as they attempt to escape certain death from the most bizarre scenarios playing Bucket of Doom!


Wednesday, 26 July 2017

LIVESTREAM HIGHLIGHTS: CHARADES

In this latest segment, Pete D. Gaskell comperes as Team Nerd vs World (Brendan & Spindles) take on Team Horror (Charlie Brigden & Emma Platt) in the craziest game of charades you're ever likely to hear! Get ready for an insane blast of audio nonsense - try and figure out what the heck is going on!

Monday, 24 July 2017

LIVESTREAM HIGHLIGHTS: ALTER EGO

Pete D. Gaskell, Dave Bond & Peff Soulsby live another life in this segment of the Dirty Thirty Livestream Spectacular. Join our intrepid trio as they step into the adolescent body of Davina, making difficult life choices, ruining family relations, and having a fair few illicit liaisons...it's a whole new life indeed as they play ChoiceofGames' Alter Ego!

Wednesday, 19 July 2017

Episode Twenty Four: Of Battle Cat Arenas And Sexy, Sexy Shellfish

Is this the best episode yet? Pete certainly thinks so, as chaos descends when he's joined by Andy Johannesen, Dave Bond & Stacey from Rough Giraffe! In this episode, our fantastic four:
- Regale each other with their Petty Peeves
- Inform everyone on some incredible Weird News
- Decide on the best course of action in SmorgiHow
- Monologue against the clock during Talk The Talk
- And the losers have to perform challenges for the audience, including a special reading of a rather horrific X-Men fanfic...(you don't want to miss this...)

MUSIC:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Keep on Running" by The Spencer Davis Group
"Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon
"Like A Surgeon" by Weird Al Yankovic
"How Not To Live Your Life" by Ben Parker
"X-Men" by John Ottman
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Monday, 3 July 2017

Episode Twenty Three: Of Nob Necking And Sex Dungeon Safety Measures

Pete D. Gaskell is joined by his chosen Holy Trinity of Al Galpin, Adi Ahnang & Craig McCallen, as they:
- Reveal their own particular Petty Peeves
- Discuss some utterly bizarre Weird News (and potentially upset the city of Sunderland)
- Try to understand the craziness of SmorgiHow
- And monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk (with challenges for the losers)

MUSIC:
"Lois & Clark Theme" by Jay Gruska
"Wonder Woman Theme" by Charles Fox & Norman Gimbel
"Batman Theme" by Neal Hefti
"How Not To Live Your Life" by Ben Parker
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod


Monday, 26 June 2017

Smorgasbored Interviews...AN EPIC FILM GUY!

In the first of a new series, Pete D. Gaskell sits down with Nick from The Epic Film Guys to chat about British vs American word usage, cinema etiquette, the great films from a century ago, the geography of ale, as well as getting submitted to Twenty Questions of the most bizarre kind...

Monday, 19 June 2017

Episode Twenty Two: Of Model Train Set Caesareans And The Return of Kung Fu Penis

Join Pete, Gavin, Kira & Dan as they:
- Unveil their personal Petty Peeves, including a controversial one from Pete (surprise)
- Tackle some more Weird News stories, featuring the return of a legend from a previous episode
- Provide some more useless self-help in SmorgiHow
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk
- And find out what challenges await for the losers...

MUSIC:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Daddy Cool" by Boney M
"Teenage Kicks" by The Undertones
"Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Hitler?" by Bud Flanagan
"How Not To Live Your Life" by Ben Parker
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod


Friday, 2 June 2017

Episode Twenty One: Of Faeces Fiascos And Bullseye Vaginas

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Chris Haigh, Manpreet Singh and Fran Kilshaw as they:
- Unburden themselves of their own personal Petty Peeves
- Reveal some frankly bonkers Weird News including the man who escapes washing machines and the surprising bowel contents of a young toddler
- Attempt to decode Pete's descriptions in the insane self-help guide that is SmorgiHow
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk
- And the losers are faced with more challenges as ever!

MUSIC:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Whatever Comes Our Way" by Fran Drescher
"Candyman" by Christina Aguilera
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Saturday, 6 May 2017

Episode Twenty: Of Peacock Omelettes And Snot Condoms

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Charlie Brigden, Andrew Corvero & "OneTrueNerd"'s Matt as they:
- Stand up and proclaim their own personal Petty Peeves
- Deliver some wild and wacky headlines
- Give their verdict on trending Google searches in Hot or Not
- Monologue against the clock in the torture device masquerading as a game that is Talk The Talk
- And the losers are flung headlong into challenges that are provided by the community in Sing For Your Subbers

MUSIC:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Bad Case of Loving You (Doctor Doctor)" by Robert Palmer
"UEFA Champions League Anthem" by Tony Britten
"Stars in Their Eyes Theme" by Ray Monk
"Waterloo" by ABBA
"Captain Scarlet Theme" by Barry Gray
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod


Friday, 21 April 2017

Episode Nineteen: Of Immaculate Giraffe Conception And The Cup-A-Soup Conundrum

We're back! Join us as we kick off a new series of Smorgasbored in style with returning guests Chris Byrne, Carolyn Forward & Tom King! In this premiere episode, we:
- Take to the pulpit and preach on our own personal Petty Peeves
- Indulge in some more wild and weird headlines
- Give the thumbs up or thumbs down to trending Google searches in Hot or Not
- Monologue against the clock in everyone's favourite pressure-cooker feature, Talk The Talk
- And the losers from that game now have to endure the perilous challenges that await in Sing For Your Subbers!

MUSIC:
"Glorious Domination" by WWE
"Disco Inferno" by The Trammps
"Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond
"King of Kings" by Motorhead
"No Scrubs" by TLC & Chris Byrne
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Friday, 31 March 2017

Episode Eighteen: Of The Unwed, Unwaged & Unwashed And Anal Crisp Insertion Physics (Season Finale)

Join a jam-packed crew of Dave Bond & Becca Andrews (#TeamDYEUTT), Dan Hart & Laura Boyes (#TeamFilmInk), Gav & Craig (#TeamMessHall) and the legend that is Chris Haigh as they play a game of Wankety Wank in this season finale! Plus - will Chris retain his crown as Talk The Talk champion, or will there be a last-minute twist in the tale...?

MUSIC:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Blankety Blank" by Ronnie Hazlehurst
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Wednesday, 22 March 2017

Episode Seventeen: Of Poo Pavements and Spontaneous Jizz Hands

#FinalsFortnight concludes with this special Stacey Taylor edition of the show! Firing Thirty Questions at her from all angles, unfortunate and otherwise, are the trusty trio of Pete D. Gaskell, Rus Curtis & Amy Walker - is she up to the challenge?
If Stacey tickles your funny bone, then make sure to Tweet #Stacey to @SmorgasboredPod - every vote counts!

MUSIC:
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme" by Chuck Lorre & Dennis C. Brown
"Approaching Menace" by Neil Richardson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Saturday, 18 March 2017

Episode Sixteen: Of Existential Sat-Navs And The Turd Spotter's Guide

#FinalsFortnight continues apace, as it's Peff Soulsby's turn to be amused, repulsed and horrified as she fields Thirty Questions from the naughty trio of Pete D. Gaskell, Chris Byrne and Dave Bond, as well as monologuing against the clock in Talk The Talk.
If you're entertained by Peff, or sympathise with her plight, don't forget to #Peff in all the social media outlets - such as Twitter @SmorgasboredPod and smorgasboredpod@gmail.com!

MUSIC:
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Video Killed The Radio Star" by The Buggles
"Approaching Menace" by Neil Richardson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Tuesday, 14 March 2017

Episode Fifteen: Of Emergency Finger Dispensers And The Lion King Bomb

#FinalsFortnight continues as Carolyn Forward from FastForward/Rewind stakes her claim to the title! Joining her in this episode are Dan Hart & Laura Boyes from FilmInk and Gavin Thomas from the Major's Mess Hall, plus regular host with the most, Pete D. Gaskell. In this manic episode, they:
- Ponder the rocky antics of babies
- Throw Thirty Questions at Carolyn, including some absolutely bizarre Would You Rather? questions
- Allow Carolyn to monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk
- And Carolyn receives her Finals Challenge!
If Carolyn entertains you in this episode, Tweet @SmorgasboredPod with #Carolyn!
MUSIC:
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond
"Approaching Menace" by Neil Richardson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Friday, 10 March 2017

Episode Fourteen: Of Unexpected Porn and Timetabled Diarrhoea

#FinalsFortnight begins with an Andy Johannesen Special! In this episode, he:
- Tells us his Headline of the Week
- Endures Thirty Questions from Pete D. Gaskell, Dan Taylor & Tom King
- Monologues against the clock during Talk The Talk
- Gets set his FinalsFortnight Challenge!
If Andy entertains you on this episode, then Tweet @SmorgasboredPod with #Andy!
MUSIC:
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Keep on Running" by The Spencer Davis Group
"Approaching Menace" by Neil Richardson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Thursday, 23 February 2017

Episode Thirteen: Of Flaming Shit Bags And Banana Blow Jobs

This week, the show is invaded by Gav, Scott & Craig from the Major's Mess Hall podcast - and the legend that is Chris Haigh makes his grand return! Along the way, they:
- Vent their frustrations from the past week;
- Ponder the sexiness and danger factor of bananas;
- Discover the height of penis-based fashion;
- Worry about the state of Yorkshire council estates;
- Consider what vehicles you can use in a drive-thru restaurant;
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk - will Chris take back top spot in the table?
- And delve into some crazy international superstitions in Plug & Play
Plus much, much more in a ramble-tastic episode!
MUSIC:
"Love Boat" by Jack Jones
"In The Army Now" by Status Quo
"Candyman" by Christina Aguilera
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Saturday, 11 February 2017

Episode Twelve: Of Unexpected Tabasco And Fifty Shades of Sandler Shit (Movie Special)

Ahead of the upcoming movie Award Season, join Pete D. Gaskell and his merry band of film-lovers - Dan Hart & Laura Boyes from Film Ink; Gary Lunt from The Film Book Club; and Carolyn Forward from Fast Forward/Rewind! Together, they:
- Ponder why Adam Sandler still has a career
- Attempt to understand Nicolas Cage
- Muse on the merits of extreme product placement
- Play BAFTA Roulette
- Contemplate Johnny Depp's ridiculous spending habits
- Untangle badly translated film titles in Plug & Play
And, as ever:
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk!
Music:
"I Came To Play" by Downstait
"Spin To Win" by David Pringle & Bobbie Heatlie
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod


Wednesday, 8 February 2017

Episode Eleven: Of Dave Bond: Cereal Flirt And Jizzing in the Name of Science

Join Pete D. Gaskell and an all-star trio of guests - Dave "Do You Expect Us To Talk?" Bond, Stacey "Stacey's Pop Culture Parlour" Taylor, and Rus "The Aussie and the Pom Show" Curtis, as they:
- Rant about their particular pet peeves
- Ponder the truth behind alien abductions
- Examine the potential drawbacks of at-home sperm analysis
- Discover the weird world of pigeon-fanciers
- Cringe at the thought of a man with his penis stuck in a bottle
- Monologue against the clock on the topics of: breakfast cereals, ghosts, and school PE lessons in Talk The Talk
- And engage in another game of Plug & Play
Music:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Superstars Theme" by Johnny Pearson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Friday, 3 February 2017

Episode Ten: Of Trumpception And Non-Record-Breaking Penises

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Andrew Corvero, Chris Evans & Ross Miller as they:
- Discuss their most recent gaming experiences
- Ponder the advantages and disadvantages of an 18-inch penis
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk
- Play a series of challenges for I'll Do Anything
- Debate whether meat is murder...or murder is meat
- And attempt to unravel the mysteries of bizarre Google searches in Plug & Play
Music:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Wednesday, 25 January 2017

Episode Nine: Of Piers Morgan vs The Antichrist And Masturbation Rooms

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Andy Johannesen, Fran Kilshaw & Gaz Eastwood as they:
- Ponder the importance of superstitions
- Debate the merits of masturbation breaks in the workplace
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk
- Play more silly games as part of I'll Do Anything
- Wonder about how farm animals can help yoga
- Explore the world of bizarre pub names
Music:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Superstars Theme" by Johnny Pearson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin MacLeod

Saturday, 14 January 2017

Episode Eight: Of Dale Winton: Angel Overlord And Peff's Magical Turd

We're back for a new year! Join Pete D. Gaskell, Peff Soulsby, Chris Byrne & Dan Taylor as they:
- Reveal the highs and lows of their respective Christmases/New Years
- Uncover some weird news headlines from the past week - including a flamboyant funeral parade and some rather unconventional shrines
- Try to beat the clock on a new series of Talk the Talk
- Take part in a variety of silly challenges for new feature "I'll Do Anything" - where Peff tells an embarrassing story, Pete gets praised (rightly) to the heavens, and Dan unburdens himself
- Play a vile game of "Would You Rather" as a Plug & Play feature