Smorgasbored Episode Two: Of Turkey Tickling And The Military Might of Pepsi

Get ready for some more crazy antics as we delve into the weird news of the week and play some silly games in the new episode of our flagship show! This week, Pete D. Gaskell is joined by legendary guests Chris "Hellblazerbiz" Gordon, Chris Haigh & Andy Johannesen, and together they:

- Learn about Sean Connery's toupee and the miitary power of Pepsi in Fact of the Day;
- Recoil in horror from stories involving turkey fondling and the rampant activities of a Gareth Southgate lookalike in Wankety Wank;
- Discover the amazing true stories of the week, such as the handheld B.O. detector and possibly the worst burglary attempt of all time in The World of Weird;
- And there's a refreshing new twist to the classic game that is Talk The Talk!

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Smorgasbored: Of The Perils of Portability And Exploding Sex Arses

We're back! The flagship show returns with a new format, but the same absolute madness as we delve into the weird news of the week and play some silly games! This week, Pete D. Gaskell is joined by perennial favourite guests Adi Anhang, Dave Bond & Amy Walker, and together, they:

- Learn about ET & moustachioed toads amongst others in Fact of the Day;
- Recoil in horror from stories involving exploding sex arses and the annual Pool Balls Up The Bum contest in Wankety Wank;
- Discover the amazing true stories of the week, such as the lifestory of the inventor of Neuticles and Pete finds out that portability isn't what he thinks it is in The World of Weird;
- And there's a refreshing new twist to the classic game that is Talk The Talk!

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Smorgasbored Daily: 30/1/18

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Jack Gawn & Brendan Gylee as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - ever-changing football badges/kits, self-checkouts (again), job site alerts & YouTube monetization
Weird News - hermaphrodog, cancer sex & Barney the sex dinosaur
SmorgiHow
The Weirdest Link

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Smorgasbored Daily: 25/1/18

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Dr. Andrew Corvero & Spindles as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - odd ringtones, online petitions, & adverts in videos
Weird News - positively worded weather forecasts, inaccurately cut bread rolls & a time traveller tells all!
SmorgiHow
The Weirdest Link

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Smorgasbored Daily: 23/1/18

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Adi Anhang & Dave Bond as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - energy drinks, mental health perception, and Dave goes meta!
Weird News - after-disaster porn, the woman who never showers, and finding the Goldilocks condom
SmorgiHow
The Weirdest Link

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Smorgasbored Daily: 19/1/18

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Terry Duffelen & Glenn Jakeman as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - constant napping, proof is not in the pudding, and tourists on the Tube
Weird News - Cat sniffing, black puddings to the rescue & chicken nugget tasters
SmorgiHow
The Weirdest Link - microphones to male pattern baldness & GPs to X-rated films

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Smorgasbored Daily: 17/1/18

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Rob Wade & Amy Walker as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - poisonous fandoms, shrinking chocolate bars & Facebook
Weird News - The portaloo hiding runner, the woman who loves Tetris and the recycled spit-wine industry
SmorgiHow
The Weirdest Link

Smorgasbored Daily: 12/1/18

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Brendan Gylee & Peff Soulsby as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - buses, self-checkouts and automated ticket machines
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Stolen urinals, a new take on Noah's Ark, and a fart-o-meter
The Weirdest Link

Smorgasbored Daily: 10/1/18

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Andy Johannesen & Chris Byrne as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - Complaining about complaining about strikes and self-checkouts
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Coffee enemas, a man's naked Viagra-fuelled rampage in an airport, and a baby poo monitor
The Weirdest Link - DVDs to bingo & Dale Winton to cross-country running

Smorgasbored Daily: 9/1/18

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Chris Haigh & Adi Anhang in the first Daily show of the New Year as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day!

Today's episode includes:
Petty Peeves - New Year date mix-ups, New Year New Me, and illness
Wankety Wank
Weird News - New Year's Eve celebrations to the max, someone else's drugs up the bum, and Hollow Earth Theory
The Weirdest Link - rubbish to autobiographies & toddlers to champagne

Smorgasbored Daily: 17/12/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Glenn Jakeman & Toffa from The Master Debaters as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - Which celebrity should never be allowed to rap?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Man flu is real, sky-diving Santa accidents, and more detail on the naked restaurant
Rather Palaver - lick peanut better from a hairy stomach or a dead cow?

Smorgasbored Daily: 15/12/17

Pete D. Gaskell is joined by Liam & The Phranchize from The Happy Accident Podcast once again, and together, they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What would you train a monkey to do?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - handlebar moustache tattoo, kids working as Batman, and sex with ghosts
Rather Palaver - lose your testicles or half your penis?

Smorgasbored Daily: 12/12/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Adi Ahnang & Fran Kilshaw as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the best snack food ever?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Quorn's dodgy packaging, poo raining from the skies, and poo-powered astronauts
Rather Palaver - no fingers or no toes?

Smorgasbored Daily: 8/12/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Rob Wade & Terry Duffelen as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the best band name ever?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - One Sunderland fan's dirty protest, why men are sitting to pee, and Viagra in the air
Rather Palaver - wear someone else's dirty underwear or use someone else's toothbrush

Smorgasbored Daily: 4/12/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Chris Haigh & Dave Bond as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the best thing you can build from Lego?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - A house that moves without you; arrested for having smelly socks; and a FitBit condom!
Rather Palaver - nipple on the end of your nose or tooth growing out of your cheek?

Smorgasbored Daily: 29/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Jack Higgins & Stacey Taylor in a particularly wacky and weird edition of Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the worst thing to say on a first date?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - A gun-toting bear; a man who sticks to his job after being fired; and donkey convicts
Rather Palaver - bath in syrup or urine?

Smorgasbored Daily: 28/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Al Galpin & Glenn Jakeman as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the worst thing to scream out in church?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Spam as a delicacy; an extreme reaction to Wham!; and a popup PornHub
Rather Palaver - shot in the stomach or in the genitals?

Smorgasbored Daily: 22/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Peff Soulsby & Jack "Gawny" Gawn as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What domestic task most deserves a Merit Scout badge?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - A real-life rocket man, a man trapped in a time warp, and emails being sent to trees
Rather Palaver - wake up in the Sahara wearing thermal gear or the South Pole in just your underwear?

Smorgasbored Daily: 16/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell and the crew from "Do You Expect Us To Talk?" - Chris Byrne, Dave Bond & Becca Andrews - as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the best 80s film?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Greggs sausage roll advent calendar, random 90s celebs smoking weed on TV and Disney's secret code
Rather Palaver - first day of work with: a wart on your nose, green hair, or rabid incontinence?

Smorgasbored Daily: 15/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Richard from "Film & TV Radio", Stacey from "Rough Giraffe" and her husband Owen as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the most valuable thing you can own?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Nuts may contain nuts; goblin baby; Popeye biceps
Rather Palaver - wet cat food, your own poo, or a banana dipped in diarrhoea?