Episode Seventeen: Of Poo Pavements and Spontaneous Jizz Hands

#FinalsFortnight concludes with this special Stacey Taylor edition of the show! Firing Thirty Questions at her from all angles, unfortunate and otherwise, are the trusty trio of Pete D. Gaskell, Rus Curtis & Amy Walker - is she up to the challenge?
If Stacey tickles your funny bone, then make sure to Tweet #Stacey to @SmorgasboredPod - every vote counts!

MUSIC:
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme" by Chuck Lorre & Dennis C. Brown
"Approaching Menace" by Neil Richardson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Episode Thirteen: Of Flaming Shit Bags And Banana Blow Jobs

This week, the show is invaded by Gav, Scott & Craig from the Major's Mess Hall podcast - and the legend that is Chris Haigh makes his grand return! Along the way, they:
- Vent their frustrations from the past week;
- Ponder the sexiness and danger factor of bananas;
- Discover the height of penis-based fashion;
- Worry about the state of Yorkshire council estates;
- Consider what vehicles you can use in a drive-thru restaurant;
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk - will Chris take back top spot in the table?
- And delve into some crazy international superstitions in Plug & Play
Plus much, much more in a ramble-tastic episode!
MUSIC:
"Love Boat" by Jack Jones
"In The Army Now" by Status Quo
"Candyman" by Christina Aguilera
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Episode Ten: Of Trumpception And Non-Record-Breaking Penises

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Andrew Corvero, Chris Evans & Ross Miller as they:
- Discuss their most recent gaming experiences
- Ponder the advantages and disadvantages of an 18-inch penis
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk
- Play a series of challenges for I'll Do Anything
- Debate whether meat is murder...or murder is meat
- And attempt to unravel the mysteries of bizarre Google searches in Plug & Play
Music:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Episode Nine: Of Piers Morgan vs The Antichrist And Masturbation Rooms

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Andy Johannesen, Fran Kilshaw & Gaz Eastwood as they:
- Ponder the importance of superstitions
- Debate the merits of masturbation breaks in the workplace
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk
- Play more silly games as part of I'll Do Anything
- Wonder about how farm animals can help yoga
- Explore the world of bizarre pub names
Music:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Superstars Theme" by Johnny Pearson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin MacLeod

Episode Eight: Of Dale Winton: Angel Overlord And Peff's Magical Turd

We're back for a new year! Join Pete D. Gaskell, Peff Soulsby, Chris Byrne & Dan Taylor as they:
- Reveal the highs and lows of their respective Christmases/New Years
- Uncover some weird news headlines from the past week - including a flamboyant funeral parade and some rather unconventional shrines
- Try to beat the clock on a new series of Talk the Talk
- Take part in a variety of silly challenges for new feature "I'll Do Anything" - where Peff tells an embarrassing story, Pete gets praised (rightly) to the heavens, and Dan unburdens himself
- Play a vile game of "Would You Rather" as a Plug & Play feature

Episode Six: Of Emergency Condoms and Dog Snot

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Amy Walker, Andrew Corvero & Sofia Hariz in the last regular show of the year, where they:
- Discover each other's musical tastes (or lack of)
- Dip into the weirdest local news headlines of the year
- Debate the importance and purpose of memes
- And continue the search for "Talk the Talk" silverware...

Episode Four: Of Lightsaber Dildos and Death by Facebook

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Andy Johannesen, Fran Kilshaw and Peff Soulsby as they put the world to rights in a way that only they can, as well as:
- Defining themselves through fictional characters
- Debating the merits of political fitness videos
- Preaching free love and good will to all men (women...and snakes)
- Tackling head-on the notion of "guilty pleasures"
- Appreciating Star Wars
- Exploring the terrifying nature of Facebook
- Rambling about the Supermoon against the clock
- Defining some of the more fascinating words in the English language

Episode Three - Of Glittery Farts and The Encroaching Gobblemuffin

Join the motley Smorgasbored crew of Pete D. Gaskell, Amy Walker, Chris Byrne and Sofia Hariz as they venture once more into the world of the weird and the wonderful.
Along the way, they:
- Explain how chocolate sizes and shapes have altered for the worse since your childhood
- Ponder a potential KitKat hoarding inside-job
- Discuss the perils of observing a minute's silence
- Find out how to make your toilet habits more festive
- Understand why Sofia goes balls-deep to bring us a report
- Realise that a minute's applause is a tedious thing
- Learn how translating film titles into French loses their meaning