Episode Nineteen: Of Immaculate Giraffe Conception And The Cup-A-Soup Conundrum

We're back! Join us as we kick off a new series of Smorgasbored in style with returning guests Chris Byrne, Carolyn Forward & Tom King! In this premiere episode, we:
- Take to the pulpit and preach on our own personal Petty Peeves
- Indulge in some more wild and weird headlines
- Give the thumbs up or thumbs down to trending Google searches in Hot or Not
- Monologue against the clock in everyone's favourite pressure-cooker feature, Talk The Talk
- And the losers from that game now have to endure the perilous challenges that await in Sing For Your Subbers!

MUSIC:
"Glorious Domination" by WWE
"Disco Inferno" by The Trammps
"Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond
"King of Kings" by Motorhead
"No Scrubs" by TLC & Chris Byrne
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Episode Eighteen: Of The Unwed, Unwaged & Unwashed And Anal Crisp Insertion Physics (Season Finale)

Join a jam-packed crew of Dave Bond & Becca Andrews (#TeamDYEUTT), Dan Hart & Laura Boyes (#TeamFilmInk), Gav & Craig (#TeamMessHall) and the legend that is Chris Haigh as they play a game of Wankety Wank in this season finale! Plus - will Chris retain his crown as Talk The Talk champion, or will there be a last-minute twist in the tale...?

MUSIC:
"Just A Little Bit of Everything" by Herb Hardesty
"Blankety Blank" by Ronnie Hazlehurst
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Episode Seventeen: Of Poo Pavements and Spontaneous Jizz Hands

#FinalsFortnight concludes with this special Stacey Taylor edition of the show! Firing Thirty Questions at her from all angles, unfortunate and otherwise, are the trusty trio of Pete D. Gaskell, Rus Curtis & Amy Walker - is she up to the challenge?
If Stacey tickles your funny bone, then make sure to Tweet #Stacey to @SmorgasboredPod - every vote counts!

MUSIC:
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Theme" by Chuck Lorre & Dennis C. Brown
"Approaching Menace" by Neil Richardson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Episode Sixteen: Of Existential Sat-Navs And The Turd Spotter's Guide

#FinalsFortnight continues apace, as it's Peff Soulsby's turn to be amused, repulsed and horrified as she fields Thirty Questions from the naughty trio of Pete D. Gaskell, Chris Byrne and Dave Bond, as well as monologuing against the clock in Talk The Talk.
If you're entertained by Peff, or sympathise with her plight, don't forget to #Peff in all the social media outlets - such as Twitter @SmorgasboredPod and smorgasboredpod@gmail.com!

MUSIC:
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Video Killed The Radio Star" by The Buggles
"Approaching Menace" by Neil Richardson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Episode Fifteen: Of Emergency Finger Dispensers And The Lion King Bomb

#FinalsFortnight continues as Carolyn Forward from FastForward/Rewind stakes her claim to the title! Joining her in this episode are Dan Hart & Laura Boyes from FilmInk and Gavin Thomas from the Major's Mess Hall, plus regular host with the most, Pete D. Gaskell. In this manic episode, they:
- Ponder the rocky antics of babies
- Throw Thirty Questions at Carolyn, including some absolutely bizarre Would You Rather? questions
- Allow Carolyn to monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk
- And Carolyn receives her Finals Challenge!
If Carolyn entertains you in this episode, Tweet @SmorgasboredPod with #Carolyn!
MUSIC:
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond
"Approaching Menace" by Neil Richardson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Episode Fourteen: Of Unexpected Porn and Timetabled Diarrhoea

#FinalsFortnight begins with an Andy Johannesen Special! In this episode, he:
- Tells us his Headline of the Week
- Endures Thirty Questions from Pete D. Gaskell, Dan Taylor & Tom King
- Monologues against the clock during Talk The Talk
- Gets set his FinalsFortnight Challenge!
If Andy entertains you on this episode, then Tweet @SmorgasboredPod with #Andy!
MUSIC:
"Superstars" by Johnny Pearson
"Keep on Running" by The Spencer Davis Group
"Approaching Menace" by Neil Richardson
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod

Episode Thirteen: Of Flaming Shit Bags And Banana Blow Jobs

This week, the show is invaded by Gav, Scott & Craig from the Major's Mess Hall podcast - and the legend that is Chris Haigh makes his grand return! Along the way, they:
- Vent their frustrations from the past week;
- Ponder the sexiness and danger factor of bananas;
- Discover the height of penis-based fashion;
- Worry about the state of Yorkshire council estates;
- Consider what vehicles you can use in a drive-thru restaurant;
- Monologue against the clock in Talk The Talk - will Chris take back top spot in the table?
- And delve into some crazy international superstitions in Plug & Play
Plus much, much more in a ramble-tastic episode!
MUSIC:
"Love Boat" by Jack Jones
"In The Army Now" by Status Quo
"Candyman" by Christina Aguilera
"Happy Happy Game Show" by Kevin McLeod