Smorgasbored Daily: 29/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Jack Higgins & Stacey Taylor in a particularly wacky and weird edition of Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the worst thing to say on a first date?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - A gun-toting bear; a man who sticks to his job after being fired; and donkey convicts
Rather Palaver - bath in syrup or urine?

Smorgasbored Daily: 28/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Al Galpin & Glenn Jakeman as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the worst thing to scream out in church?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Spam as a delicacy; an extreme reaction to Wham!; and a popup PornHub
Rather Palaver - shot in the stomach or in the genitals?

The Time Travellers: The Keys of Marinus, Part Two

This week, Pete D. Gaskell, Carolyn Forward, Dr. Andrew Corvero & Andy Johannesen conclude their search for The Keys of Marinus!
Covers Episodes 4-6 of "The Keys of Marinus".
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Smorgasbored Daily: 22/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Peff Soulsby & Jack "Gawny" Gawn as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What domestic task most deserves a Merit Scout badge?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - A real-life rocket man, a man trapped in a time warp, and emails being sent to trees
Rather Palaver - wake up in the Sahara wearing thermal gear or the South Pole in just your underwear?

Smorgasbored Daily: 16/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell and the crew from "Do You Expect Us To Talk?" - Chris Byrne, Dave Bond & Becca Andrews - as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the best 80s film?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Greggs sausage roll advent calendar, random 90s celebs smoking weed on TV and Disney's secret code
Rather Palaver - first day of work with: a wart on your nose, green hair, or rabid incontinence?

Smorgasbored Daily: 15/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Richard from "Film & TV Radio", Stacey from "Rough Giraffe" and her husband Owen as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the most valuable thing you can own?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Nuts may contain nuts; goblin baby; Popeye biceps
Rather Palaver - wet cat food, your own poo, or a banana dipped in diarrhoea?

Smorgasbored Daily: 14/11/17

Pete D. Gaskell is joined by the girls from "I Shake My Head", Lisa and Sam - and together, they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the most confusing thing ever?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Suspect stops interrogation by farting; sex noises on breakfast TV; and a sumo wrestling granny!
Rather Palaver - Dress in fashion that's 10 years out of date, or dress as a 10 year old?

Best Of: Kiwi Bombardment, Poo Ponds And The Six Million Dollar Mackem

Savour the best bits from the past week of Smorgasbored Daily, as Pete D. Gaskell presents such highlights as:
- Why Kiwis are not being sold to youngsters;
- How hidden genitals in artwork could be the next Dan Brown mystery;
- The correct etiquette in a naked restaurant;
- Whether you should kick a wall with a toothpick under your toenail or pull a nail file out from your mouth;
- And why a restaurant in Ireland sets a new filthy low for hygiene...

Featuring:
Andrew Corvero, Glenn Jakeman, Adi Ahnang, Peff Soulsby, Liam & The Phranchize (The Happy Accident), Chris Gordon & Rob Wade

The Time Travellers: The Keys of Marinus, Part One

This week, Pete D. Gaskell, Carolyn Forward, Dr. Andrew Corvero & Andy Johannesen traverse a variety of alien landscapes as they begin their search for The Keys of Marinus!
Covers Episodes 1-3 of "The Keys of Marinus".
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Smorgasbored Daily: 10/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Chris "HellblazerBiz" Gordon & Rob Wade as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the best magical power?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Council thinks you're annoying; selling your home to escape alien abductions; cooking in a pond of poo
Rather Palaver - Care Bears or Teletubbies?

Smorgasbored Daily: 9/11/17

In today's show, Pete D. Gaskell fends off an invasion from Liam & The Phranchize - The Happy Accident crew! Together, they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What's the worst thing you can say/do in a job interview?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - The origins of the middle finger salute; a naked restaurant; and KFC bath bombs...
Rather Palaver - Toothpick under your big toenail or nail file in your mouth?

Smorgasbored Daily: 8/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Adi Ahnang & Peff Soulsby as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - I have one wish - what should I wish for?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Swans vs chavs; the Gainsborough Code; and zoo poo merchandise...
Rather Palaver - Lose your keys or lose your phone?

Smorgasbored Daily: 6/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Dr. Andrew Corvero & Glenn "CymruNerdCave" Jackman as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What is the best comedy movie of all time?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Danger: Unexploded Zucchinis, Kiwi stage bombardment & angry poo emojis
Rather Palaver - 80s fashion or 80s hair?

Best Of: Spammy Nonsense, Robutts And Zombie-Proof Airbags

Savour the best bits from the past week of Smorgasbored Daily, as Pete D. Gaskell presents such highlights as:
- News of an international festival of spam;
- How Ford is using robot bums to help comfort;
- Whether you'd like to bed the Burger King or Ronald McDonald;
- What BIG body part is the best to have;
- And why airbags are being installed on lampposts in Salzburg...

Featuring:
Charlie Brigden, Carolyn Forward, Dave Bond, Stacey (Rough Giraffe), Rob Dodsworth & Tim Newsome-Ward

The Time Travellers: Marco Polo, Part Two

Rejoin Pete D. Gaskell, Andy Johannesen, Dr. Andrew Corvero & Carolyn Forward as they conclude their trek across the Himalayas with Marco Polo - and meet the mighty Kublai KHANNNN!
Covers Episodes 4-7 of "Marco Polo".
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Smorgasbored Daily: 3/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell and the boys from 3 Cuckoos - Rob & Tim - as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - What BIG something should I have?
Wankety Wank
Weird News - A new kind of tractor pulling, airbags for lampposts, and sex doll shenanigans
Rather Palaver - No Internet or no phone?

Smorgasbored Daily: 2/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Dave Bond & Stacey from Rough Giraffe as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - How Best to Spend Your Lunch Break
Wankety Wank
Weird News - Robotic Bums, Google's Hamburger Dilemma, and the Non-Slurping Noodle Fork
Rather Palaver - The Burger King or Ronald McDonald?

Smorgasbored Daily: 1/11/17

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Charlie Brigden & Carolyn Forward as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!

Today's episode includes:
#QOTD - The Best Horror Movie Ever
Wankety Wank
Weird News - A Spam Festival, Super Mario's Penis & a Snickers Stick-up
Rather Palaver - Horrific Nightmares vs Ghostly Mirror Apparitions